Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like “hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall” and he was like “why are you ashamed to carry him”

spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

merimerz:

day 10: storm

chikkenhawke:

enraptured by the shape of this beast 🐣

chcocats:

waving is so cute. literally hi

cowpokefuckingdied:

doubleipa:

internetslug:

do you think snake cummed a bit during this

gunsandfireandshit:

the boy and the heron was so sos so so good ugh i cried so much

doubleipa:

spookyfoxinc:

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

i wish i could kill the liberty mutual emu in real life